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Steven Wright
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Steven Wright
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
Steven Wright
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Steven Wright
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Steven Wright
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
Steven Wright
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Steven Wright
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Steven Wright
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you
Steven Wright
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